{"id":149,"date":"2024-12-24T10:56:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-24T18:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/?p=149"},"modified":"2025-08-31T18:58:41","modified_gmt":"2025-09-01T01:58:41","slug":"evil-robot-santa-is-coming-to-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/24\/evil-robot-santa-is-coming-to-town\/","title":{"rendered":"(Evil) Robot Santa is Coming to Town!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/evilrobotsanta-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-151\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/evilrobotsanta-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/evilrobotsanta-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/evilrobotsanta-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/evilrobotsanta.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You better watch out, you better not cry, You better not pout, I&#8217;m telling you why, Robot Santa\u2019s coming to town.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He&#8217;s got a list, and it\u2019s wired with hate, He\u2019s coming for you, it\u2019s already too late, Robot Santa\u2019s coming to town.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With his mechanical eyes, he&#8217;s scanning the streets, He\u2019s got laser beams and rocket-powered feet, Robot Santa\u2019s in town.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He sees you when you\u2019re scheming, He knows your every lie, He knows you\u2019re always bad, So be bad, for Bender&#8217;s sake!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry, You better not pout, I\u2019m telling you why, Robot Santa\u2019s coming to town.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With robotic sleigh and an army of drones, He\u2019ll terrorize cities, and crush all your bones, Robot Santa\u2019s coming to town.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You better watch out, you better not cry, You better not pout, I&#8217;m telling you why, Robot Santa\u2019s coming to town. He&#8217;s got a list, and it\u2019s wired with hate, He\u2019s coming for you, it\u2019s already too late, Robot Santa\u2019s coming to town. With his mechanical eyes, he&#8217;s scanning the streets, He\u2019s got laser beams [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":151,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":152,"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions\/152"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}