{"id":235,"date":"2026-03-25T22:23:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-26T05:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/?p=235"},"modified":"2026-03-30T15:29:07","modified_gmt":"2026-03-30T22:29:07","slug":"apple-is-winning-microslop-is-done-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.canutethegreat.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/25\/apple-is-winning-microslop-is-done-for\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple is winning, MicroSlop is done for!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ve had a long-term dislike for Apple (I mean they did threaten legal action against me on 6 different occasions&#8230;), but they sure have their shit together compared to everyone else these days. MicroSlop can&#8217;t make anything usable at this point. With the exception of Office, I see no reason for them to even exist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nightjob bought me an 18&#8243; Alienware Area-51 with an nvidia 5090 &#8211; it&#8217;s a pretty nice laptop, but windows constantly has these microfreezes where the keyboard and mouse (even bluetooth) stop responding for 1 &#8211; 5 seconds. Any videos playing continue working fine. It has 3 hard drives in it (16TB total!) When I boot into Linux (any distro) there are no freezes and it is blazing fast, so I know it isn&#8217;t a hardware issue. Although in Linux I cannot control the screen brightness at all and the audio is fucked after each reboot. So, despite the microfeezing it spends most of its time in winblowz. I&#8217;ve reinstalled windows 3 times with and without all the dell shit &#8211; doesn&#8217;t seem to make any difference so I suspect the issue is with windows itself. Speaking of dell shit, their stupid fucking supportassist app frequently stops working and just has a big &#8216;ole spinning wheel. How hard is it to make shit that works these days? Must be more AI vibe coded shit or something&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dayjob bought me a 16&#8243; MacBook Pro M5 with 128GB of RAM, but only a single 2TB drive :'( &#8211; keep in mind I&#8217;m not an Apple fan (see first paragraph) &#8211; like at all. That said, this this is fucking awesome! Everything else seems like a pile of shit after using this! The screen is amazing, the keyboard is delightful, MacOS Just-Fucking-Works-Without-All-The-Bullshit (TM) and there is no bastardized WSL &#8211; I have native terminal, real UNIX under the hood, and shit just works without having to dick around with things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I saw Apple released a new MacBook Neo in the $599 to $699 price point (depending on options) &#8211; I think MicroSlop is completely done for now. I don&#8217;t see any of the PC manufacturers being able to compete at that price point with a stable OS. Sure, there&#8217;s Linux still, but with the exception of maybe Framework, I don&#8217;t really see any serious competition here. The big names (Dell, Lenovo, etc.) that have laptops in the sub-$1K price range with Linux on them are essentially disposable garbage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had a long-term dislike for Apple (I mean they did threaten legal action against me on 6 different occasions&#8230;), but they sure have their shit together compared to everyone else these days. MicroSlop can&#8217;t make anything usable at this point. With the exception of Office, I see no reason for them to even exist. 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